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[GAMING] Splatterhouse 3 for the Sega Genesis

Splatter House 3 is a side scrolling beat em’ up for the Sega Genesis. It’s the predecessor to the games before it, yet a precursor for the new game on the Xbox 360 and Playstation 3. The nature of the … Continue reading

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[GAMING] Genesis bloody fun

All the blood guts and thrills, on the Sega Genesis! Why doesn’t Sega get the recognition it so surely deserves? it seems like whenever I hear about Sega it is usually trumped by the Nintendo fans who are quick to … Continue reading

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[GAMING] Chakan the Forever Man – Sega Genesis

Out of will to continue I just wanted to reiterate the impossible difficulty of Chakan the Forever Man, this piece of shit game has the worst possible controls, its very clunky and unresponsive. But that is only icing on the … Continue reading

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[GAME REVIEW] Contra Hard Corps for the Sega Genesis

One of the most difficult, challenging, yet ironically fun side scrolling/platform I have played is Contra Hard Corps, its name very fitting considering the difficulty this game encompasses. Right from the start you are thrown into a fast side scrolling … Continue reading

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Panzer Dragoon II Zwei

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Dark Souls, Chapter 7: “Fuck”

 

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Dark Souls: Chapter 6, “A dish of new content”

Avast! antivirus, no silly this is more exploits of my running around in Dark Souls. First things first, I have successfully decimated all of the main bosses, it is time now to piece together a strategy to complete everything that … Continue reading

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Dark Souls, Chapter 5: “it is finished!”

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Demonic Souls: Chapter 4, “the four dickheads”

I have now coming to a chilling conclusion that has to be the most discouraging moments in the game. See the Four Kings were one of the easiest boss battles in my first time around playing this game, but they … Continue reading

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Dark Souls, Chapter 3: Die, die, die, my darling (NG+)

(this and other posts contain certain spoilers, if you want to keep the game new to yourself, read on with caution), (this is more for archival purposes more than anything else, this is probably very boring and unnecessary – so … Continue reading

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Dark Souls chapter 2, dying isn’t fun anymore…

After going through the second time around in the game, I am now for certain that they heightened the difficulty a bit. The thing about this game, is that any kind of science you develop any sort of pattern, rhythm, … Continue reading

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chapter 1. Dark Souls ramble

I beat Dark Souls, last saturday. I defeated the mighty lord gwyn and his bitch ass slut bag gwyneth. The victory was bittersweet. I guess at the end of the game you make a decision to become lord over all … Continue reading

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if a video game doesn’t give you battered wife syndrome… than its just eye candy

this game is boring as fuck, and I cannot figure out why. I watch youtube videos of Grand Theft Auto V, I hyperly determine myself to buy an xbox and get this game immediately. It is the most beautiful and … Continue reading

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